Anonymous said: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

—I like that one.

omfg i need to sleep thank you guys for making me feel better <3

felinexfatale said: but I thought Howard got laid like 25/8

he

doesnt

Anonymous said: I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'd make my air-conditioning bill sky rocket.

forgerextraordinaire said: “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

callmeselina said: *aggressively feeds howard lays chips* is this how it works, howard

Mission: Get Howard Laid

whyihavetrustissues:

agent-hs:

whyihavetrustissues:

is a go.

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   It’s not like I told them the trick to getting in your panties is humor—-
Whoops.

You would know, wouldn’t you?

Mission: Get Howard Laid

whyihavetrustissues:

is a go.

Anonymous said: Knick knack, paddy-whack, give this dog a bone!

—No.

stevedoesthemultiverse said: You're my favorite person. But you'd definitely look hotter if you were in my bed.

I know.

MJ